Monday, March 21, 2005

Hootie and Burger King

Is anyone else sad to see Hootie (from Hootie and the Blowfish) doing Burger King commercials?

I mean, the dude has to be hurting for money to stoop to singing songs about the "cheddar bacon ranch" while wearing a cowboy costume that frankly makes him look like a cheap porn star.

Would anyone else be willing to donate to a "keep Hootie from looking like a burnt-out loser" fund?

I, personally, now have more problems when discreetly popping in "cracked rear view"(the one-album wonder Hootie and the Blowfish album). Before Hootie's sellout, it was bad enough to make sure no one was looking before popping it in and belting out, "let her cry...if the tears fall down like rain...let her"...you get my jist. Anways, now I'm afraid the "you're a lame-ass who needs to quit listening to early 90's crap music" police will pop out from behind a bush and beat me, when I go for this guilty pleasure.

Hootie, if you're reading this...please stop...get a real job...stop embarrassing yourself.

1 Comments:

At 8:00 AM, Blogger peacefield said...

i like those burgers, it's just that simple. YOU should try one, like NOW, tex! er, i mean, Dex!

~ hootie the blowfish

 

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